Friday, February 22, 2008

Ryan Howard: $10 Million Dollar Man

The Phillies' Ryan Howard won a $10 million dollar binding arbitration case against the Phillies hopefully ending weeks of speculation as to exactly how many yachts Howard could water ski behind in addition to countless hours of hand wringing by fans unaware that no matter what happened to Howard, he's Phils' property for the next 4 years whether he likes it or not.

Howard, not eligible for free agency for another 4 years, will now be buying drinks for everyone in Clearwater. Please line up now.

Flyers Lose Ninth Straight

Personally, I'm relieved that they are losing. I wasn't interested in paying playoff money anyway.

Has anyone seen Danny Briere?

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